Precocious Knowledge !

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A first grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students.

 

The teacher asks, "Harry what is your problem?"

 

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!"

 

Ms Brooks got quite irate and took Harry to the principal's office.

 

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

 

The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave.

 

She agreed.

 

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

 

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

 

Harry: "9".

 

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

 

Harry: "36".

 

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grader should know.

 

The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third grade."

 

Ms Brooks says to the principal, "No, no! Let me ask him some questions?"

 

The principal and Harry both agree.

 

Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

 

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

 

Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

 

Harry: "Pockets."

 

The principal is breaking out in a sweat.

 

Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

 

Harry: "Pants"

 

Ms Brooks: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid ?"

 

The principal's eyes open wide!!!

 

Harry: Coconut

 

Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

 

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry was taking charge.

 

Harry: Bubblegum

 

Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

 

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

 

Harry: Shake hands.

 

Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

 

Harry: Yep.

 

Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

 

Harry: Tent

 

Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

 

The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.

 

Harry: Wedding Ring

 

Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

 

Harry: Nose

 

Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

 

Harry: Arrow

 

Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?

 

The principal is about to faint !

 

Harry: Fire-truck

 

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,

 

[color:"red"] "Forget third grade, I'm drafting a letter to send Harry to university, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"[/color]