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Give Peace a Chance


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A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it and lo and behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.


The Genie said, "Nope. Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So...what'll it be?"


The woman didn't hesitate. "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map. I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."


The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Come on lady, give me a break. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good but not THAT good! Make another wish."


The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sport all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for."


The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that f#ckin' map again!"

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