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And a mars bar


pabird

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A young man has ambitions to join the priesthood. He studies theology for years, qualifies and is sent to work in a small parish. He is worried, however, about the prospect of hearing confessions. "I've no idea what kind of penance to give people", he confides in the Parish Priest. "Don't worry", says the Parish Priest, "I have everything written down in a book and, if you have any problems, ask the Altar Boy. He's very knowledgeable".

 

The young priest hears his first confession. It is a young woman who confesses to performing oral sex on her boyfriend. He looks in the book under 'O' for oral sex but there is no entry. He checks under 'B' for blowjob but again there is no entry. He has no idea what penance to give the young woman. "Hang on a minute", he says and he goes off to find the Altar Boy. When he tracks him down he says, "listen, have you any idea what the Parish priest gives for a blowjob?" "Yes", says the Altar Boy, "a can of coke and a Mars bar".

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