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appreciation goes a long way

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My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you


who have taken the time


and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12


months. Thank you for


making me feel safe, secure, blessed and Healthy.


Extra thanks to whoever sent me the email about


rat crap in the glue on


envelopes - cause I now have to go get a wet towel


every time I need to


seal an envelope.




I no longer check the coin return on pay phones in case I'm


pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.



I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even


though I smell like a


water buffalo on a hot day.


I no longer go to shopping malls because someone


might drug me with an


aftershave sample and rob me.


I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are


actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.




I no longer worry about my soul because at last


count, I have 363,214 angels looking out for me.


Thanks to you, I have learned that God only


answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make


a wish within five minutes.


I no longer have any savings because I gave it to


a sick girl on the


Internet who is about to die in the hospital (for


the 1,387,258th time).


I no longer have any money at all in fact - but


that will change once I


receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are


sending me for participating in their special on-line email



Yes, I want to thank you all so much for looking


out for me that I will now return the favour! If you don't send this


e-mail to at least 144,000


people in the next 7 minutes, a large pigeon with


a wicked case of diarrhoea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this


afternoon. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a


friend of my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's


cousin's beautician.




And Have a nice day!

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You have a nice day, too, Zody. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


P.S. May I borrow your address book? I don't seem to know that many people and would hate to take that kind of risk! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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