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A Blonde was out for a drive in her new sports car when she accidentally cut up a truck driver. The truck driver

motioned for her to pull over, which she did. He drew a circle on the side of the road with a

piece of chalk and told her to stand in it and, "DONT MOVE!!" He then went to her car and cut up the leather seats. Upon turning around, he was surprised to see a slight grin on the blonde’s face. "Oh you think that's funny do you? Watch this". With that he gets a base ball

bat out of his truck and breaks every window in the car. When he turns around, the blonde has a smile on her face. Now, really mad, the truck driver gets his knife back out and slices all her tyres. But by now she's laughing. Really losing it, he sets the car on fire, only to find she is laughing so hard she is almost falling over. "What's so funny?" he demanded. She replied: "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle".

 

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