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Blonde Joke (needless to say I'm not blonde)

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On a plane flying to Ibiza a blonde leaves Economy Class and moves to

a vacant seat in the First Class section. The stewardess sees this so

asks to see her ticket which is for Economy. So she politely tells

the blonde she will have to return to Economy at the back.


The blond replies, I am blonde, I am beautiful and I am staying right here.


So the stewardess goes into the cockpit and tells the Captain &

co-pilot of the problem. The co-pilot gets up and goes back to the

blonde and explains that her ticket is Economy so she will have to

return to her seat at the rear of the plane. The blonde replies again

-- I am blonde and beautiful and I am staying right here.


The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and tells the Captain that he

thinks they will have to arrange for the police to be waiting for

them when they arrive in Ibiza to arrest the blonde. The Captain

says, -- you say she is blonde -- I think I can handle this as I am

married to a blonde and I speak their language.


He goes to the blonde and whispers in her ear whereupon she says --

Oh, I am sorry -- and gets up and goes back to her original seat. The

stewardess and co-pilot are amazed and ask what the Captain said to



He replied, I simply told her that First Class isn't going to Ibiza.





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