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Excellent reposte.

However, I totally agree with you on the Shreddies front. Had some this morning and I was bloody starving by noon!

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So that's where all my bloody Shreddies have gone!

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The oh so "politically correct" brigade
Men on golfing holidays to the Algarve
Mosquito infested places
Adolescents
Spoilers and tinted windows on rubbish cars

Now that I think about it, this list could be endless!
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People in cool cars who CANNOT DRIVE

Mobile phones that aren't anywhere near as reliable as your old brick phone was

Computers that chew up your work and burp at you before you've saved it

Dirt under your fingernails after a drunken night at the pub (what is that s**t and where does it come from??? On second thoughts, I don't wanna know)

Microwave meals that look fantastic on the box... and then you eat them and discover what cardboard really tastes like!

Pens left by the telephone to take messages with that don't bloody work??!!?? What's the POINT IN THAT??

<-------continues ranting to self about the good old days when food was nutritious, when children respected their elders, when you saw policemen patrolling the streets, when beer cost less than the average family-sized car etc etc!

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No, everyone had gone to bed by the time you'd finished ranting.

Happy Birthday anyway!

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A new grievance for today............

When gorgeous Italian secretaries announce their recent engagement when nobody was even aware that she had a boyfriend and leaving plans to woo her to disappear like a fart in the wind <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

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A new grievance for today............

When gorgeous Italian secretaries announce their recent engagement when nobody was even aware that she had a boyfriend and leaving plans to woo her to disappear like a fart in the wind <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />



Never mind caro, you are young there will be many more Italian or other secretaries for you to woo don't despair!!

Ciao

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Thanks for the soothing advice and pep-talk. Feel a lot better now. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

But dont you start thinking your feminine charms will lure me the same way as my poor, misguided, weak-willed parent! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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Thanks for the soothing advice and pep-talk. Feel a lot better now. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

But dont you start thinking your feminine charms will lure me the same way as my poor, misguided, weak-willed parent! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />


That was not my intention at all Invisible Firstborn, I was just being thoughtful. I have quite enough problems dealing with my own offspring without trying to "lure" anymore.

As for your parent I was not aware I had any affect on him at all!!!!!!!!

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It wasnt your intention?! Damn! I was just playing hard to get. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

As for the old man, this place is a hotbed of rumour and scandal!

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Oh Firstborn what a sweet thing to say but I'm much too old for you. As for your Invisible Parent...... I think all this talk of hotbed and scandal has scared him away!!

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Hello. I thought you'd decided to stay within the safety of the Enfield Forum!!!!!

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Enfield Town, to be precise, ma'am!

OK so I do wander in to the other mob's domain on occassion.

I have also appeared in St Albans, Romford and Cheshunt.

But as in life, I always seem to end up in the pub.

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Such is life.

In my line of work it helps to be a little mad otherwise you'd go completely insane. You're not the only one who needs a little stress relief!!

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Now if I wasn't a gentleman.....

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Yoga is veryrelaxing.
And it makes you all bendy.
Which can only be good


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You might be bent but I'm certainly not.

I do like yoghurt though.

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Yoghurts are for girls. You big jessie!




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