I Think You're the Father of one of my Kids

[Top Cat]

A guy goes to the

supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at

 

him. She says hello .

He's rather taken back because he can't place where

 

he knows her from. So

he says, 'Do you know

me?'

 

To which she replies,

'I think you're the father of one of my

kids.'

Now his mind travels

back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to

 

his wife and says, 'My

God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party

 

that I made love to on

the pool table with all my buddies watching while

 

your partner whipped

my butt with wet

celery?'

 

She looks into his

eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

 

 

[Greg_Dyke]

thats been done a few times !

 

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