Observation

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First-year students at Texas A&M Vet School were receiving their first anatomy class with

a dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white

sheet.

 

The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Vet Medicine it is necessary to have

two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything

involving the animal body. To demonstrate, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his

finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth.

 

'Now it's your turn,' he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for

several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the

dead cow and sucking on it.

 

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, 'The second most

important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index

finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid.'