The Cantos and future Mrs. Harker Show

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Featuring AFC Hornchurch v Maidstone and Fulham's climb towards the Championship.

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You'll have to put up with me

 

Let's Do This

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Full Time

 

Man Utd 0 Portsmouth 1

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Bitch

 

Do you fancy a quickie before we start?

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Only if you do that thing again at the same time

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I am sorry i can't as the space hopper has a puncture.

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What is it i'm blowing up then?

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Enough of that now,we have kicked off.

 

Hornchurch are kicking towards the goal end.

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Hornchurch have started all guns blazing. There was a bit of a back draft threatening to suck the players in, but as soon as Humungus closed his mouth for a second, the Urchins pressed on....

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Wales clinch the 'Triple Crown'.

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The weather is turning nasty but not enough to put off the well weathered Urchins. Some beautiful flowing footy being played but dispossessed by some dodgy tackles. Bit of a physical game. The Urchins will soon put them in thier place.

 

The crowd are very vocal. The Stones have travelled in numbers but the Urchin choir will not be outdone

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The Urchin Choir are using Annie's bouncers as a wind break.

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Annies Bouncers created thunder! The Stones wont know what's hit them

 

Urchins still dominating the play and not being bullied off the ball. Just can't get the opening goal. Battling onwards still

 

Hasbeen still in the bar telling how different it would have been if he'd played midweek. Colins ears are still ringing which is useful when next to the Stones bench

 

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Liverpool 1 Newcastle 0

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Liverpool 2 Newcastle 0

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Half time and the Urchins will be disappointed not to have scored from thier many chances against a poor Stones side.

 

Patience, it will come

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Originally Posted By: Bitch

Patience, it will come

I will never forget those calming words.

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Half time action

 

UM has been getting a bit of practice in for his birthday next week. Treeboy thinks it may be his birthday on the same day so they are hitting the shots just to line thier stomachs for the 15th

 

Hasbeen is still going on about being left out of the Vets but he didnt have the correct kit anyway. His rubber gloves were the wrong colour

 

Mustbangsally has lamped Uncs for walking mud across the Axminster in his sexy moonboots.

 

Urchinette is searching the freezers for more pies for the post match spread for the oppo manager

 

 

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2nd half has started and Hornchurch are kicking towards the other goal end.

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Liverpool 3 Newcastle 0

 

Keegan has brought the entertainment back to Newcastle.