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Sent to me by a women friend on Valantines day.


A man and a woman who had never met before, and who were both married to other people.

Found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.









Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,

they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.


At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am,


I'm sorry to bother you,

but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?

I'm awfully cold.'


'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'


'Wow! That's a great idea!? he exclaimed.


'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own f**king blanket.'


After a moment or two of silence, he farted.

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