Top Cat Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 A married couple are lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says "Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession. Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years. The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says, "My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit. She said, "I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played for the All Blacks ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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