Three Wishes

[American FLEET FAN No1]

A man walked into a bar with a beautiful Blond on his arm, followed by a midget.

He walked to the bar,pulled a stool out for the blond and then picked the midget up and put him on a stool.

He ordered a pint for himself, a pink lady for the blond and half a pint for the midget.

The bartender got the drinks, "$5 please" he said.

The man took out a wallet put it on the bar and slapped it, opened it at took out exactly $5, and put the empty wallet back in his pocket.

They all drank there drinks, the midget threw his glass over the counter and hit an engraved mirror behind the bar.

The bar tender grabbed the midget and said "That mirror cost $600 can you pay for it?"

The man said " please don't hurt him...i can cover the damage."

He pulled out his wallet, put it on the bar, slapped it,opened it and took out $600 and layed it on the bar, then put the empty wallet back in his pocket

The man then ordered another round.

the bartender was reluctant but gave in and got the drinks.

They all finished their drinks when the midget again threw his glass over the bar and smashed a mirror.

This time the bartender picked up a Baseball bat and ran towards the midget.

"Don't hurt him", said the man.... "i can cover the damage."

Again he got out his wallet placed it on the bar , slapped it, opened it and took out $600.

The bartender who had been amazed everytime the empty wallet was opened to see more money in it decided enough was enough.

"Ok "said the bartender "what the hells going on here?"

The man said "Well you might find this hard to believe, but i was down on my luck, wandering the beach when i found a bottle. I pulled the cork out and out popped a Genie who gave me 3 wishes.The first wish was for all the money in the world....hence the empty wallet that refills itself. The second wish was for the most beautiful woman in the world...there she is."

"What about the midget" asks the bartender?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wait for it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

not yet!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OH ALRIGHT!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Well!" says the man "I asked for a 3 foot P-R-I-C-K......AND THERE IT IS!"