Why i hate women drivers!

[American FLEET FAN No1]

 

Whilst driving to work on the M25 today,I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Jaguar doing 75 mph, with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane,still working on that makeup.

 

As a man, I don't scare easily.

 

But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

 

In all

the confusion of trying to straighten out the car

using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell

into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an

important call.

 

 

Damn women drivers!!!!!!!!!