Training courses for women...

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Women think they already know everything, but wait...training courses are now available on the following subjects:

 

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No

Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making

Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores

Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in

the Bathroom Cabinet too

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last

Resort, not the First

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before

Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What

you Want Without Nagging

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN

Acquire

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

12. Introduction to Parking

13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and

Butter

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for

Human Consumption

17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict

Your Diets on Other People

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His

20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

21. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You

Already Have

22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural

Occurrence Only Women notice

23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All

Together

24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both

25. TV Remotes: For Men Only, ­