Raffle

[AussieACE]

A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, "Where did you get that necklace?"

 

She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go run my bath while I start dinner."

 

The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. Her husband asks, "Where did you get the bracelet?"

 

She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go run my bath while I start dinner."

 

The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat. He says, "I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?"

 

She replies, "Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go run my bath while I start dinner."

 

Later, she goes to take her bath and notices there is only one inch of water in the tub. She yells to her husband, "HEY! There's only an inch of water in the tub."

 

He replies, "I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet."