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Many a slip ......

AussieACE

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Two work colleagues are chatting over coffee. The woman says, "Do you ever start thinking about something, and when you go to talk, you say something you don't mean?"

 

The bloke says, "Yeah, I was at a US airport buying plane tickets, and the young woman behind the counter had these huge breasts, and instead of asking her for two tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked for two pickets to Titsburgh."

 

The colleague replies,"Yeah, well I was having breakfast with my husband last week, and instead of saying, darling will you please pass me the sugar, I said, you've ruined my life you f###ing mongrel."

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