chav a look at these

[Guest]

1. What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit.

2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted.

3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.

4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav? Innuinnit.

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.

7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it.

11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police

12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar.

13. What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a big mac please

14. What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand.

15. What do u call a knife in chaville? Exhibit A 16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4.

17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny.

18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they'll screw anything.

19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start.

20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."

21. Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash.

22. Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason

whatsoever.

23. What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner.

24. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins? Society.

[Guest]

oi chavtastic get a life. you must be in a dead end job to have the time to bother writing stupid jokes although some were quite funny. Maybe you and the chavs have some things in common after all. You spend your days doing stupid and pointless things. Get a life.

[DarrenGNFC]

Erm he just copied and pasted them from another site so I doubt he wasted too much time.