Beware the cost of a second opinion !

[vienna1964]

A man took his pet duck to the vet for a check up.

The vet went over the duck and said to the man "I have some bad news for you... your duck is dead"

"You must be wrong" said the man "I would like a second opinion."

 

The vet went out and came back with a black cat.

The cat walked around the duck and shook its head. "I have to agree with the vet, this duck is surely dead."

 

Still not convinced the man asked for a third opinion. The vet went out and came back with a golden labrador.

The dog walked around the table and shook its head. "This duck is surely dead."

 

The man picked up his duck to leave and the vet handed him a bill for $200.

 

"What ?" said the man "I have to pay $200 for you to tell me that my duck is dead?"

 

The vet said [color:"red"] "My bill would not have been that high under normal circumstances sir, but you did insist on the CATscan and LAB report"[/color]