Dumb & Dumber

[AussieACE]

Three men were discussing how stupid their wives were.

 

The first one says, "My wife is so stupid – last week she bought $300 worth of meat because it was on special and we don’t have a fridge big enough to keep it in".

 

The second says, "My wife spent $20,000 on a new car and she can’t drive."

 

The third, a blonde guy, agrees they both sound pretty stupid but he reckons his wife is the stupidest of all. "The other day", he chuckled, "my wife left for a holiday to Greece. I watched her pack and she must have taken at least five boxes of condoms with her and she doesn’t even have a penis".