Essex pregnancy testing !

[vienna1964]

My mate's wife who is from Basildon came running up to him in the driveway the other day, just jumping for joy! He didn't know why she was jumping for joy but thought, "what the heck" and he starting jumping up and down along with her.

 

She said, "Darlin', I have some really great news for you!" and he said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about."

 

She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the exercise and when she told him that she was pregnant, he was ecstatic !

 

They had been trying for a while, so he grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"

 

Then, she said "Oh, but darlin', There's more."

He asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" and she replied "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to Have TWINS!"

 

Amazed at how she could know this, so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew.

 

She said, [color:"red"] "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Asda and bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out positive Innit !"[/color]

[Rob_Butler]

thats good <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/redbanana.gif" alt="" />