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This bloke went into a restaurant and ordered a meal.


When the waitress came out with his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb stuck in it. This upset him, but he let it go.


She then brought out his roast beef & veg. and again her thumb was in the food. He let it go again.


When she brought out his Yorkshire pud., her thumb was again in the food. This was too much for him. "Bloody hell, get your damn thumb out of my food!"


"Well, I injured it a while ago and the doctor said I should keep it warm."


"Why don't you just shove it up your ar#e?", the bloke retorted angrily.


"That's what I do when I'm in the kitchen."

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