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A reason to celebrate

AussieACE

By AussieACE
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A bloke sitting at the bar of his local pub says, "This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating."

 

"What a coincidence", says the woman next to him. "So am I."

 

She reaches over and clinks glasses with him. "What are you celebrating?"

 

"I'm a chicken farmer," he replies. "For years all my hens were infertile, but today they are all finally fertile."

 

"What a coincidence", exclaims the woman."My husband and I have been trying to have a baby ever since we got married, and today my gynecologist told me I'm finally pregnant."

 

"How did your chickens become fertile?" she asks.

 

"I changed cocks", replies the chicken farmer.

 

"What a coincidence", says the woman.

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