Man in Toilet.......

[Mersea Pete]

 

Bob goes into the public toilet and sees this man standing next to

the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care

of business, he wonders to himself how the poor man is going to take a

leak.

Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out.

Being a kind soul, Bob says, " Ah, OK, Sure, I'll help you."

The man asks, " Can you unzip my zipper ?"

Bob says, " OK."

Then the man says, " Can you pull it out for me ?"

Bob replies, " Uh, yeah, OK."

Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mould and red bumps, with

hair clumps, rashes,moles, scabs,scars, and reeks something awful.

Then the man asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points it for him.

Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips him up.

 

The man tells Bob, " Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."

Bob says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?".

The man pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, " I don't know, but

I ain't f***ing touching it."