Essex Girls again...(sorry.)

[Mersea Pete]

 

A train hits a busload of Essex Schoolgirls and they all perish.

 

They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St Peter.

 

St. Peter asks the first girl ( from Southend), " Karen, have you ever

had any contact with a man's thing?"

She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one

with the tip of my finger."

 

St.Peter says, " OK, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and

pass through the gate."

 

St.Peter asks the next girl ( from Chelmsford) the same question,

" Joanne have you ever had any contact with a man's thing?"

The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and

stroked one."

St.Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass

through the gate."

 

All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, and

the girl from Basildon is pushing her way to the front of the line.

When she reaches the front of the line St.Peter says, "Tracy! What

seems to be the rush?"

The girl replies..."If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water...

I want to do it before Lorraine ( from Romford) sticks her [****!!****] in it!!"

 

[saraholiver]

lol, what about ppl from ilford?