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matthew oliver

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a tramp runs into a pub, charges up to the bar and says;"waiter waiter, i need a cocktail stick".

the waiter looks at him in a funy way, and hands over a cocktail stick.


5 minutes later a second tramp bursts into the pub demanding a cocktail stick. The waiter gives him another funny look, but hands over a cocktail stick.


5 or 10 minutes later a third tramp rushes into the pub, runs up to the bar and says; "waiter waiter, i need a straw give me a straw!!"

by this time the waiter is getting quite angry, and replies;"what going on, first i get two of your mates coming in here asking for cocktail sticks, now ive got you wanting a straw. Whats going on?"


The tramp replies; "well someones been sick outside and all the good bits have gone!"

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