Our system detected that your browser is blocking advertisements on our site. Please help support Fans Focus by disabling any kind of ad blocker while browsing this site. Thank you.
Jump to content

Be my Valentine, J,R.???????


Recommended Posts

Just another "list" to show old J.R. he's not alone out there!



These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme

with the most romantic first line but ....the least

romantic second line:


Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you, because I was p#ssed.


I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother.


Of loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not


I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face


I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life


I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming


My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way


My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe "go to hell"


What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.





Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
  • Create New...