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A: I got drunk.<p>Q: Have you thought up a New Year Resolution yet?

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A: GIVING UP BOOZE AND FOOTBALL<p>Q: Why is the actual 'fools and horses' never as good as the build up? <img src="graemlins/muede.gif" border="0" alt="[muede]" />

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A. Probably because of the 2 stars who had passed on - things are never quite the same, when main characters die.<p>Q. Did you have Turkey for Christmas - or something else?

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A: We had both Turkey and something else. We had Lamb, too.<p>Q: What was the best present you got for Christmas ever?<p>[ 28 December 2001: This message was edited by: Badger ]</p>

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(the piece of papaer or card used to stop a table or chair wobbling is called a LUDLOW)<p>A. 3 goals at the new lodge

Q. how long would you have to shout for to produce enough sound energy to heat a cup of coffee? (an average size cup before anyone asks)

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A: In our house 4 days - I asked for a cup on Christmas Day and she says "sorry love haven't got the energy" - story of my Christmas so far really!!<p>Q: if you were banished to a desert island what three things would you take and what would you definitely leave behind!! <img src="graemlins/smilewinkgrin.gif" border="0" alt="[smilewinkgrin]" /> <img src="graemlins/smilie13.gif" border="0" alt="[smilie13]" />

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A. My computer, a satelite phone, and a broadband radio, but I would leave the mistress behind images/icons/wink.gif" border="0 <p>Q. Will Charles ever become King?

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A to Canvs Q:: If we used Carjam as an example then about 30 seconds as he's full of hot air.
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Q: what is the name for the plastic bit at the end of a shoelace??<p>[ 29 December 2001: This message was edited by: canfan ]</p>

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Yo Canfan good win today chaps - congrats<p>a: aglets<p>q: what do you call Aldershots chances of winning the league? <img src="graemlins/affig.gif" border="0" alt="affig" /> biggrin_santa.gif" border="0 <img src="graemlins/smilie13.gif" border="0" alt="[smilie13]" />

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Nice one Irony! and cheers!<p>A: alot less then they were day before yesterday!<p>Q: Whats Canveys chance's at Burnley?

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A. Very small...but hey let the boys play there stuff, lets enjoy the day up there and then concentrate on the league. BUT..should the Clarets underestimate at all and we manage even a draw...game on!.<p>Q. Ahem!....What year did Barrow F.C. loose their football league status?

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A. 1971/2 season<p>Q. What's the nastiest thing you've ever eaten?

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A. A dog biscuit - it was revolting images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0 <p>Q. McDonalds, Burger King or Wendys?

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A: Maccas when buying for the kids - Burger King pre match and Wendy's if none other availbale and slightly preferable to death!!<p>Q: Why does anyone stand in the middle of Trafalgar Square in the freezing cold with no booze no loos surrounded by 100,000 other people on the 31st December every year?? biggrin_santa.gif" border="0 <img src="graemlins/smilie13.gif" border="0" alt="[smilie13]" />

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A. One of the mysteries of modern life - I guess some left wing council in London will spend a few hundren thousand pounds trying to find out...<p>Q. Why do you always receive Christmas Cards from people that you have never heard of - or just sign themselves Samantha or Barabra - and then the wife starts askign questions as well??!!<p>x2001
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A. You've probably got the same standard of postie as we have and he's (she's) delivered to the wrong house.<p>Q. Whats the Latvian word meaning goal! ?

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Dunno! but i'd leave that one to the wife!! <img src="graemlins/22ignore.gif" border="0" alt="[22ignore]" /> <p>How long will it take to drive to Burnley?

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For Captain Haddock,<p>A: either varti, uzdevums, merkis or galamerkis. Probably varti, as this is close to 'gates' in Lithuanian.<p>Q: When will Tony Lazarou (Enfield chairman) chuck himself under a train?
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A. when one f..king turns up!! so 2005 then<p>Q. will billericay really sell the entire team??

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A images/icons/blush.gif" border="0 nly if a local farmer needs that much compost!!
Q:Are they sure we need to leave at 6a.m. on Saturday?(Oh god its going to be bl**dy cold)




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