So we based it on a certain fleet player
Any additional verses welcome.............
At Stonebridege Road where plays the Fleet
Is our special keeper, with enormous feet.
We sing "he's big, he's fat, he's round"
As a crane lowers him to the ground.
A bright orange jersey covers his vest
Foolin' the opposition that he's the best.
He kicks the ball high into the sky
But it bounces back and we hear a sigh.
We see him dive to stop the ball
As a post is broken by his fall.
The game is stopped, the post is mended
But our goalie's nightmare is not ended
As the ball lies snuggled in the net
Our keeper Paul becomes upset
He clenches his fist and hits the ground
and makes an awful moaning sound