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offline new to the game

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My son has had to write a football poem
So we based it on a certain fleet player
Any additional verses welcome.............

At Stonebridege Road where plays the Fleet
Is our special keeper, with enormous feet.
We sing "he's big, he's fat, he's round"
As a crane lowers him to the ground.

A bright orange jersey covers his vest
Foolin' the opposition that he's the best.
He kicks the ball high into the sky
But it bounces back and we hear a sigh.

We see him dive to stop the ball
As a post is broken by his fall.
The game is stopped, the post is mended
But our goalie's nightmare is not ended

As the ball lies snuggled in the net
Our keeper Paul becomes upset
He clenches his fist and hits the ground
and makes an awful moaning sound

offline chris blanc

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He should finish it

My mates in class think I'm very cruel,
That I'm stupid, crazy, a bit of a fool.
It's not me talking ar$e, not me that's mad,
the dumbass spouting crap here is my Dad!

offline UP FLEET

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My dad's an idiot and posted this on the net,
Everyone laughed, and thought it was wet,

This poem's not fair,paul's not like it sounds,
o.k. hes plump and could lose a few pounds,

But the paul that we love, is the best at his game,
And this poem is't fair cos WWWWIIIILLLKKKOOOO,s his name,

Wilko's our hero, he's our number one,
So shut up dad, you talk out your bum........

offline new to the game

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nice one!

offline KShep

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Wilkos the best player at the Fleet
the saves he makes are pretty neat
MOst matches in the league its nearly the same
Wilko keeps us in the game
When the gravesend no 12 hears
his name being chanted, greeted by cheers
Wilko knows hes a great lad
SO STOP TALKING OUT OF YOUR [****!!****], DAD!!!!!


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