Our system detected that your browser is blocking advertisements on our site. Please help support Fans Focus by disabling any kind of ad blocker while browsing this site. Thank you.
Jump to content

Lift


Recommended Posts

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They

were amazed by almost everything they saw, but

especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move

apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked: "What is that, Father?" The father

(never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I

have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't

know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with

amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up

to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls

opened and the lady rolled between them into a small

room. The walls closed and the boy and his father

watched the small circular numbers above the walls

light up sequentially. They continued to watch until

it reached the last number and then the numbers began

to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls

opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old

blonde woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman,

said quietly to his son: "Go get your mother."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...