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Big J R

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Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced...................

 

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and..... OH, MY GOD !'

 

Silence followed !

 

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.......

 

'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants !'

 

 

One Irish passenger yelled, “be-jezis you should see the BACK of mine ! “

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