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* AllEnglish Men over the age of 14 are to practice 2 or so hours of longbow a week supervised by a clergy

*Hackney carriages must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats

*It is illegal for 2 adult men to sleep together in the same house as a thirdperson

*it is illegal to stand within 100 yards of a monach when not wearing socks

*Excluding Sundays it is perfectly legal to shoot a scotsman wityha bow and arrow in York

*It is illegal for an MP to enter the house of commons wearing a suit of amour

*It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long as it's on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is in the vehicle

*It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public, except as a clerk in a tropical fish store in Liverpool

*Any boy under the age of 10 must not see a naked mannequin

*Having sexual relations with a proqupine in Florida is illegal

*It is illegal to be drunk in possesion with a cow in Scotland

*Moose may not be viewed as an airplane in Alaska

*It is considered an offence to push a moose out of a moving airplane in Alaska

*If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter in Florida, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would a vehicle


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They all apply to England apart from the ones that state Florida or Alaska!!!


All these laws are still inforce today. I'm not too sure if we should write a letter to that bloke at number 10 stating that the law needs to be changed!! I mean, how many Hackney carriages do we know that carries hay in their boot?

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