Another for the Ladies --- Eve !

[Big J R]

In the beginning God created Eve.

 

And she had three breasts.

 

After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve. "How are things Eve?", He asked.

 

"It is all so beautiful, God", she replied. "The sun rises and the sun sets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, every thing is wonderful but I just have this one problem. Its these three breasts you've given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes, they are a real pain." reported Eve.

 

"That's a fair point", replied God, "But it was my first shot at that you know. I gave the animals, what, six? So I just figured you'd need half, but I see that you were right. I'll fix that up right away!"

 

So God reaches down and removes the middle breast , tossing it into the bushes.

 

Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve in the garden. "Well Eve, how's my favourite creation ?" He asked.

 

"Just fantastic," She replied, "But for one small oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram, the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate, except me. I feel so alone."

 

God thought for a moment.

 

"You know, Eve you are right. How could I have overlooked this ! You

do indeed need a mate and I will immediately create Man from a part of you !" he paused............ "

 

Now , lets see.... where did I put that useless t*t ??"