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Difficult to say?

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Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk

 

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon

 

Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

 

1. Specificity

2. British Constitution

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

4. Transubstantiate

 

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:

 

1. Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you

2. Nope, no more booze for me

3. Sorry, but you're not really my type

4. No kebab for me, thank you

5. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

6. I'm not interested in fighting you.

7. Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing

8. No, I wont make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero

co-ordination

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