Amen!

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Two nuns, Sister Mary and Sister Joan, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.

"Oh my!" shouts Sister Mary, the younger of the two nuns. "What shall we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says the older & wiser Sister Joan.

Sister Mary switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"What shall I do now?" shouts Sister Mary.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Joan.

Sister Mary turns on the windshield washer.

Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" yells Sister Mary.

"Show him your cross," says Sister Joan.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Mary.

She opens the window and shouts, "Get the f*ck off our car!"