Cheap entertainment for retirees !

[vienna1964]

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, but when I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.

 

I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?"

 

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

 

I called him a [****!!****] but he just glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

 

So I called him a very rude name and after he finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first, he started writing a

third ticket.

 

This went on for about 20 minutes.

 

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

 

I didn't give a crap.

 

[color:"red"] My car was parked around the corner.[/color]

 

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

 

It's important at my age.

[blooming barmy bongo]

you wouldn't of got that from the daily mail letters section would you!!!

[vienna1964]

Er... no.

 

 

From a pal in Oz, actually !

[blooming barmy bongo]

funny because that same article was printed in the letter section.

 

maybe these are not the jokes you are looking for <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/ghost.gif" alt="" /> sorry nearest i could get to a emotion looking like a jedi!!!