Sheer pleasure

[AussieACE]

A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several little numbers ranging from $250 to $500, the more sheer and skimpy, the higher the price. He decides upon the most sheer and skimpy item on the rack, swipes his Mastercard and heads for home, excited in anticipation.

 

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

 

Upstairs, the wife looks at the small, wispy piece of silk and nylon. It seems so sheer that she thinks it might as well be nothing at all. And that's what gives her an idea. She decides that she will not wear it (in his lustful excitement he will never notice) and go downstairs naked, return the lingerie tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for herself.

 

So she emerges from the bedroom starkers, sashays down the stairs and slides provocatively into the arms of her husband. Looking down, the husband exclaims, "Good heavens! For $500 you'd at least expect they'd have ironed it!"

 

 

PS.

He never heard the shot. Funeral on Tuesday.