Lisp

[Rob_the_Saint]

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little

lisp,

 

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

 

And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level,

and

asks,

 

"Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and furwwy black wabby or

maybe

one

like that cute wittle brown wabby over there?"

 

She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a

quiet

voice,

 

"I don't fink my pyfon weally gives a phwuck!"

 

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