Help for low mentality posters

[Guest]

There is a new 'help' clinic being set up to assist retards with envy and jealousy problems. To qualify for this treatment applicants must have posted drivel on unprotected websites at least three times in the last week and be eaten up with envy at what is going on at HFC. Most applicants will support park teams, be involved with skint football clubs and also are likely to be ex-players who have failed to make the senior level of any half decent team in the Sunday League. They are also likely to be either out of work or working in some low life, dead end job, thereby finding the time to make such postings, another sympton is that the postings will be made from Monday to Friday between the hours of 9am -5pm, usually on employers computers, who will also be paying the telephone bills. All applications will be treated in the strictest confidence although it is likely that these retards can be easily identified anyway. Look for the green eyes, the saliva dripping down their mouths and the plastic woolworths carrier bags. Dr Strangelove will be in attendance to administer the required treatment. Most cases are terminal. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/yelrotflmao.gif" alt="" />

[Guest]

This is going to be a very busy outpatients department, 200 Boro' fans, 20,000 wealdstone 'away' supporters, a van load of HFC failures from the past two years and every other fan from skint, dead end, 'non league' clubs in the Isthmian League. Blimey, better staff up for this one Doctor! <img src="/forums/images/icons/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Guest]

Brilliant post, sums it all up really doesn't it! Keep it up.

[Ofiicial]

Right, I'm back and I've found the password under the files on my desk...as for the post, funny and cuttingly accurate I suppose but really we shouldn't even bother responding (although I'm guilty of that as well) one of the thing's that we have to accept is critisism, regardless of its motives we are gonna' get lot's of it, mainly due to the way that we've attacked the job this year. There is only one real way to deal with it, get promotion, get the 'A' grade and get into the Prem and stay there, that's the best way for us all to answer our critics. We've got the players, we've got the facilities...end of.... yes...let's have some fun.... let's repel invaders to our webbie bearing jealous drivel.... but more importantly....let's do our talking on the pitch, four drawn games ain't good enough Urchins. Let's win a few, starting on Saturday....That'll shut a few up for starters....... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/cool_shades.gif" alt="" />

[Guest]

Dead right, it's all quite simple really, win promotion and we shut 'em all up for good, don't win promotion and we get it all again for another year until we do, who cares, we're enjoying it all anyway, in some ways it'll be more fun not to get promoted cos then we get two exciting promotion attempts on the trot, if we get promoted this year we get a boring consolodation season next year with a top ten target. Who said footie fans were never happy, clever man he was too!!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/bounceblue.gif" alt="" />

[Guest]

All the best to you. Enjoy it. I hope you have a chance of going up. I would appreciate it if I wasn't censored though. Got something to hide or don't like minor criticism? You seem very defensive and paranoid.

 

[Urchins]

Are you saying you've been censored on this forum ? When ??

[Guest]

You admit we have as many supporters as you then!

 

P.S. Don't mess with the Wealdstone, cause their sure to get yeah!

 

Good Luck!

[Guest]

thats a load of old codswallop and you know it camel, the only censored forum that I know about is yours. You the paranoid ones not us. Far from it in fact, we enjoy the banter and we enjoy the rivalry, we take the p*** and we accept it being taken out of us and we have a good laugh about it all, what we don't understand is the bitterness that is sometimes aimed at us because of what we are doing here, we accept it in good grace, laught about it, get motivated by it, but we don't really understand it because we are not the same, we wish no harm to any other footie club cos we're all footie fans, not just Urchin fans. You are welcome onto our forum, we have never censored anyone only bad language (which is pre-programmed into the soft ware) and we never will cos we enjoy the cross club banter. So where your censored attempt to post came from, we don't know, perhaps you didn't push the right buttons, bit like in your last two games perhaps!!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif" alt="" />

[Ofiicial]

We don't admit any such thing, we have 260, (plus the band) you've only got 200!

 

Don't worry about the camels, they're all thickos anyway, (can't even log on here properly) rumour has it that they always 'blow up' just after christmas, looking at their last two results, looks like christmas has come early this year! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/cool_shades.gif" alt="" />

[Guest]

If our web site is censored, how come you managed to get on here in the first place, its only bad language that's censored, mind you, having listened to some of the filth that you lot scream when your at away grounds, you probably don't realise the difference. Keep up the good form camels!