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Queens Hospital Visit


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The Queen was visiting one of London's top hospitals and she



wanted to see absolutely everything.


During her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient

was w*nking.


"Oh my", said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of



The Doctor leading the tour explains;


"I am sorry Your Majesty, but this man has a very serious medical

condition and is only following doctors orders. His body produces



semen and his testicles keep overfilling. Until we can find out

exactly what is causing this problem he's been instructed to do that

at least 5 times a day or there is a danger that his testicles will

explode, and he would die instantly."


"Oh, I am so sorry", said the Queen.


On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving


patient a bl*w-job


"Oh my", said the Queen,


"What's happening in there?"


The Doctor replied,"Same problem, but he's with BUPA."


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