Italian Wedding !

[Big J R]

Maria had just got married and, being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her.

 

"Don't worry Maria. Tony's a gooda man. Go upstairs and he'll tak'a care of you."

 

So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran ownstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama - Tony's got'a big hairy chest!"

 

"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother," all gooda men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll tak'a gooda care of you." So, up she went again.

 

When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants

exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off'a his pants and he gotta hairy legs!"

 

"Don't worry. All gooda men have hairy legs. Tony's a gooda man. Go upstairs and he'll tak'a gooda care of you." So up she went again.

 

When she got up there, Tony took off his shoes and socks and, on his left foot, he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs.

 

"Mama, Mama, Tony's gotta a foot and a half!"

 

Mama says, "You stay here and stir 'a the pasta!"