Urgent Job

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Urgent job for you, CZ...

 

What you're gonna do is..

 

What I need you to do is...

 

This must be done immediately...

 

You're gonna do this...

 

Blah.. blah.. blah...

 

[color:"red"] [****!!****] ------- [****!!****] ---------- [****!!****] [/color]

 

 

[CANV EFM]

multi tasking is a tricky skill to master.. remember 90 per cent of stress is self inflicted

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Multi-tasking, my [****!!****].

 

I'm off to Safeway to get tonight's provisions.

 

 

[CANV EFM]

MONDAY NIGHT BOOZING TO RELIVE WORK TENSION...WHY THATS ALMOST MIDDLE AGED ZEALSTER (oops caps lock)

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Work tension??

 

The day that work makes me tense is the day I pack up and go and live on a farm in the Hebrides.

 

You having a night off then, CANV??

 

 

[CANV EFM]

nope.. im gonna do exactly what you are doing..the only difference will be, im going via tesco metro

[EFM's Librarian]

When they say 'this must be done immediately' do you reply with "hang on a mo, there's a new message on the city messageboard", or would that not go down too well?

Seriously though, you don't really work hard do you? I know you say it only takes a few seconds to do a post/write an email, but all those seconds add up to many, many hours.

How many days of your life have you spent writing on this board ?(assume an average time for each post, multiply by 3563) or more interestingly, how many days of your life have you spent reading posts on this board?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

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Seriously though, you don't really work hard do you?

Well, I wouldn't mind swapping jobs with you for a day, Librarian.

[The Lyrical Tarantula]

I don't really work hard - Just thought I'd lob that in.

 

Except last Thursday & Friday (snow days) they were busy

[Chubbhead EFM]

What do you do Librarian?

[EFM's Librarian]

Ummmm.... is that a joke? No really, I actually do work in a LIbrary, but no I'm not a librarian, you have to be professionally qualified for that title (cue laughter and astonishment all round) but I shall be able to officially call myself a librarian after I do my masters degree next year.