Her Maj is coming to St. Albans!

[Chubbhead EFM]

Don't know if anyone else has heard about this but it says in the Advertiser that HRH is visiting the Abbey on 14th March. It'll be her first visit since 1982 and will be during 'late morning' and will last 45 minutes.Anyone gonna go down there and shake hands with ma'am!? I personally shall be in the pub, celebrating my Irish heritage,

[CANV EFM]

but st plastic paddys day is on the 17th? you just warming up?

[GHA EFM]

With myself being an Irish Republic Fenian Catholic Nationalist, I could make so many comments about this. However, with the amount of internet police around, I'll say nothing.

 

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[The Lyrical Tarantula]

To be fair she'll actually be there from the evening of March 13th as she's popping round my flat for some hot lovin!

She'll be off the next morning to pay a vist to the rest of you!

[Chubbhead EFM]

I am not around on the 17th(see above post) to celebrate so will be celebrating on the 14th which is quite good as it is a friday!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Her Maj would slaughter St Paddy in a drinking contest, no probs.

 

 

[GHA EFM]

1. St. Patrick would clearly win any contest against the queen, including a drinking contest.

 

2. Did the queen rid England of snakes? No, didn't think so.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

1. You're talking rubbish.

 

2. No, she didn't. Some light-weight who can't handle his drink did it for her.

 

GHA, you're English.

 

Don't be like all those other tossers that for one day only, play on their fifth-generation Irishness and go around wearing big hats in the shape of a pint of Guinness.

 

You weren't so Irish last year in the pub when England played Argentina, were you??

 

 

[Laz]

St Patrick was English!

[GHA EFM]

1. Am I?

 

2. You mean to say Tony Lazarou rid England of snakes?

 

Zeal, I'm proudly half Irish. I don't claim to be half Irish only on St. Patrick's Day. I haven't got a big hat in the shape of a pint of Guinness, but I wouldn't mind one.

 

I wasn't so English when Ireland played Germany either.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Proudly half-Irish??

 

So proud, this is the first time I've ever heard you mention it.

 

 

[GHA EFM]

If so, it's probably the first time you've ever asked me. I'm sure some people would be aware of my Irishness.

 

And anyway, Thornsy's proud he supported Aldersh#t for a while, but he doesn't go around shouting it out. He doesn't need to.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Fair enough. You have every right to be proud, if indeed you are a half Irish (cos it must be on the maternal side).

 

It's just the people who come out the closet, and claim their grandmother's brother's wife's sister's ex-milkman had an uncle who, once upon a time, went on holiday to Cork, that get on my tits.

 

 

[GHA EFM]

Tony Cascarino.

 

And yes, it is the maternal side, AFF is Essex through and through (after City through and through, obviously).

[Laz]

Quote:

1. St. Patrick would clearly win any contest against the queen, including a drinking contest.

St Patrick is dead. The Queen isn't. HRH would therefore just need to drink one small Aftershock to win.

[GHA EFM]

The queen would die as a result of alcohol posioning from the Aftershock. Myself as St. Patrick's representative would win after drinking 2 Aftershocks.

[Guest]

gha's membership of efm is even further in doubt than before now.

[Laz]

Her are possible odds on an Aftershock drinking competition:

 

Laz 5-1 on FAV

Thorns 2-1

Zeal 11-8

HRH 10-1

GHA 1000-1

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Glad to see I'm shorter odds than Thorns!!

 

 

[GHA EFM]

I don't need to know odds, Laz. I'm not one of those people that needs to go to the bank today, therefore I do not need to gamble.