Press Release - Concord Sign Inzhagi - Reuters

[Uncle Urchin]

It has been announced today that Concord Rangers have signed the Italian striker on a two year deal. The transaction, brokered by the well known ESL agent Boroman (who has the inside ground on all ESL transfers and their value) and recommended by the well known Italian expert on his native players El Coachie, will see the world cup striker ply his trade in the sunny Essex climes next season.

 

El Coachie said,

 

"It made sense, the standard of play in the ESL is much higher than the Seria A and Inzaghi needs to learn. I recommended him to the Concord Chairman and he snapped him up. This transfer could lead to us Italians winning the world cup again for the next 20 years."

 

The shadowy offshore figure of Boroman, the agent behind the multi million pound transfer said,

 

"Please leave me alone, I never talk to the press, I specialise in knowing the budgets of other clubs and I'll post it all on the forums when I am ready, needless to say I wanted Inzaghi to go to Champions elect Romford FC but he wanted to play for a real football club with history."

 

Ends

 

Reuters

[coach et 64]

i categorically deny everything... the only thing i agree with it's the Esl standard of football is better and far more exciting than the overpriced serie A.