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offline Andrewc

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Subject: Alcohol---
 
ALCOHOL WARNING LABELS
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers
have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning
labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are whispering when you are not.
_____
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
_____
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
_____
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
_____
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
_____
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
_____
WARNING:
The crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode.


 


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offline John@TheFleet

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WARNING;
The comsumption of alcohol is responsible for the vast majority of my posts!!!!




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