> > sand all over him until he was covered with only his big toe sticking
> > out.
> > A ****** was walking down the beach, saw the toe sticking up, she pulled
> > down her bikini bottom and squatted over the toe. She humped away till
> > she was satisfied, pulled up her drawers and left. The guy woke up,
> > brushed the sand away and left, not knowing what happened.
> > The next day his foot itched like hell, and had a sore on it.
> > He went to the Doctor and after an exam the doc told him he had syphilis
> > of the big toe. "Syphilis of the big toe?", he inquired, "isn't that
> > rare."
> > The doc said "Yes, but if you think that's rare, I had a woman in here
> > this morning with athlete's twat."