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well men should try it sometimes, might find it fun lol

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they say i look like a young peter kay

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young peter kay....hmm

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almost as funny as him as well




almost

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im sure you're funnier!

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Answer this.

How can a woman spend £300, visit 200 shops twice, come back with one dress, spend three hours on the phone telling her sister that it "really cost £500 but dont tell him" because it was still a bargain, another two hours on the phone telling her best mate how gorgeous it is, then................ put it on and ask, does my bum look big in this??????

She wears it once and say it does not go with anything and therefore has to repeat the excercise only this time she needs a top to go over it?

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lookin

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well if it doesnt go with anything you're a bit stuck, so either buy another top, or buy new skirt/trousers which cost even more than the top lol

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Surely the woman in the shop would tell her if her bum looks big or not!!

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nope never happens! they like you to spend, not put back lol

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Christ, there was me thinking this was a thread about players joining Chelmsford! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Men & Women trying to understand one anothers habits and rationale could keep us here for months and probably deserves it's own thread! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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yes back to players joining chelmsford.... personally i think you should kidnap them all and force them not to leave haha

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I prefer them with small feet myself...so they can get closer to the sink!

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Aarrrrrgh!

Have i accidently wandered onto the forum for 'What Not To Wear'?

This is the most disturbing time i've ever had on my computer! Apart from the really dirty Porn! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" />

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Lady Shopping; I get, when my wife returns from Eight perhaps Nine hours of shopping....
Wife to me, looking pleased; I bought this 'T' Shirt for you today!! Try it on!! Oh it looks lovely, See how I think of you.....
Whilst I was out shopping for your 'T' Shirt I saw these few items ( Perhaps half a dozen or more V/expensive items of ladies attire).
But I have saved you money because they were all marked down, blah, blah.
So at the end of the day I am £200.00 better off according to my wife but £400.00 worse off according to my bank statement!!!!!

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Trade her in for a cheaper model then - one who shops in Primark lol

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A crafty lady acquaintance told me a little story not so long ago - just goes to show how cunning and devious women can be.....

She wanted a very expensive fur coat.

She knew that her hubby would not be happy.

She thought of a cunning plan and bought the "very expensive" fur coat.

She got home and waited for her hubby to get in from work.

Hubby gets in and standing there is his wife in a brand new fur coat.

Hubby goes mad.

She opens up the fur coat and is only wearing a teddy underneath which was reduced and cost a couple of quid.

Hubby now happily distracted by the "inexpensive lingerie" forgets about the "expensive" fur coat.

Nothing more is said about the expensive fur coat which now sits in her wardrobe unworn <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" />

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What happened to the Teddy???

Anway!! I found a good way to get Value for Money!!!


Now she is 42 I thought I would trade her in for two 21 year olds, now that is value for money!!

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You wouldn't be able to keep up MOB <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" />

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I will have you know, I am more than capable in fact................





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