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Invisible you are a source of information, it's wonderful.... don't stop now!!!!! History really turns me on although my particular area is Social and Political!

Hmmmmm a lie down eh!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />


Yes, a lie down, ready with the yoghurt and thinking of your green eyes.

Actually prehistory is more my field. I could wthrill you with tales of Boudica and her revolt, fascinate you with details of how to build a roundhouse, excite you with the arguments about the classification of Atlantic roundhouses and true brochs. I could dazzle you with the typology of Bronze Age shields and tempt you with naked barley and emmer wheat. I could scare you with stories of burials and cremations, bog bodies and excarnation.

Or we could curl up in front of a fire with some yoghurt, strwaberries and wine and stick a Doors CD on.

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You are such a cruel man Invis. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

 

I would settle for either, they both sound wonderful but I know you are just leading me on. I'll definitely have the strawberries and the yoghurt and a glass of very nice wine waiting but you'll be off digging somewhere near Milton Keynes!!

 

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No digging this weekend! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> Maybe a bit of sneaking.


Promises, Promises. Two weekends running I've bought you strawberries, yoghurt, creme freche, crumble, custard, real ale, wine.
That's it...no more!! I will not be taken in by your intellectual foreplay for one more minute . Sorry Invis but I just can't believe you any longer, it's too, too hurtful. From now on I only believe what I see with my own eyes!!! (My green eyes) <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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Ok OK I'm coming!

<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />


As I said previously.... I'll believe it when I see it with my own green eyes!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

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Well, lets face it ! The Sten was never designed for proper warfare. It was more a 'back-door' weapon. Light: Easily dismantled and more for geurilla (?) tactis.

 

I remember my instructor saying to me,

 

"Best thing you can do son, is, stick it through a f**king window, pull the trigger and let the gun do the rest !" Hence: Spray it everywhere !"

 

Nurse ????

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See what I mean. I stand by my previous posts! This exchange ended abruptly at around 8 o'clock. Does anyone know if Halifax Lass actually lives in Halifax or just round the corner from er....... Enfield. You can't exactly go "sneaking" off to Halifax, I think your absence would be noticed. It's not like nipping round to the pub for quick one Invisible. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

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I think Lass's brain must have got addled when she travelled South last weekend !!

 

This Southern air is tooooooooo rich for her !

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I think Lass's brain must have got addled when she travelled South last weekend !!

This Southern air is tooooooooo rich for her !



Stop talking about me as if I didn't exist!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

Anyway my brain is permanently addled! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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No F.T. -- No Comment !!

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Does anyone know if Halifax Lass actually lives in Halifax or just round the corner from er....... Enfield.


If only! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

The M1 is so bloody boring.

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Does anyone know if Halifax Lass actually lives in Halifax or just round the corner from er....... Enfield.


If only! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

The M1 is so bloody boring.


There's always the A1 or the more picturesque M40/M6/M62 route!? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />


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Ah, now you're talking! I do like to go the pretty way. I don't even mind going the long way round.

 

We could split the difference - how about Newport Pagnell service station? I know I'm a romantic fool.

 

I know they serve yoghurt but I doubt if the strwberries are fresh.

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And all because the lady loves a yoghurt !

 

(Sounds like a good advertising line to me !!)

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I think I can see some more speeding points coming!



And I can see myself being banned (and not just from driving!!) <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />



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Is that why when you want to marry, they call the 'Banns' ?

 

I KNEW there was a reason NOT to get hitched !

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I go absent for a day and look what happens. Hotbed of intrigue again.

 

Seems to be an awful lot of sinning going on. You still have to confess HL even if it's only thoughts!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

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THIS ERE BOOZER.

 

WELL ! When my daughter got back from 'our local' last night, she said there was a 'set-too' up there.

 

Two women having a go over a bloke ! Handbags at 2 paces ! Hair-pulling ! Face slapping !

 

Why do I miss all the fun ??

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THIS ERE BOOZER.

WELL ! When my daughter got back from 'our local' last night, she said there was a 'set-too' up there.

Two women having a go over a bloke ! Handbags at 2 paces ! Hair-pulling ! Face slapping !

Why do I miss all the fun ??


Were you the object of the combatant's affections, BJR? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

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