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The Old Cowhand !

Big J R

By Big J R
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[color:"blue"] An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.

 

"Howdy, stranger."

 

"Howdy, sheriff."

 

The cowboy then moved slowly to the back on his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big sloppy kiss where the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon.

 

"Hold on there, Mister," the sheriff said. "Did I just see what I think I saw ?"

 

"Reckon you did, sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips," was the reply.

 

"And that cures them ?" the sheriff asked.

 

"Nope, [color:"red"] but it keeps me from lickin 'em !" [color:"black"]

 

 

 

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