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One for the Irish !!

Big J R

By Big J R
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[color:"blue"] A Cork clergyman spent half an hour preaching to his congregation, telling them that the church needed a chandelier.

 

Afterwards a delegation of parishioners called to see him and gave three reasons why they should NOT buy a chandelier.

 

"Firstly", they said, "Some of us can't even spell chandelier. Secondly, there's nobody in the parish who can play it, and thirdly, what our church really needs is [color:"red"] more light'. [color:"black"]

 

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